LSA-085

LSA-085 Anomaly code: LSA-085

Object class: Object danger level:  SCP (Special Containment Procedures): s LSA-085 is a human like robot, it can be activated and deactivated at will and is it practically harmless so, an hibernation room/capsule is more than enough. The hibernation room/capsule in turn is contained into a 3x3x3 meters room.

Caution codes: 204 (23 cm), 214 (5,9 cm), 228a, 238, 24?, 25?, 260-261, 407, 410, 420.

Needed PPE: No PPE needed.

Body parts involved: BH006.

Object description: LSA-085 is a human-like robot still in use, that is used in females as a birth control device. The first fully fucntional prototype was built in the 2011 by the Besser Leben gmbh, located in Tettau, in the district of Kronach in Bavaria, Germany and presented at the WMF the same year in November. The definitive project ready for mass production has been released in late 2013 and it has been called NMB v3 (NMB stands for No More Babies). Till that day has been built and sold around 1.250.000 units of NMB v3 all over the world.

NMB v3 is made of an internal bionic titanium skeleton, jelly like biogenetic material acting like human meat and covered with a biogenetic tissue acting like human skin, with the final results of no plastic usage. The NBM v3 also recharge itself with the heat reaching it's skin, making it perpetually working. The maintenance needed is very low. The only things to do is checking the electric unit and joints every 6 months. The robot is not sentient and all the movements and actions it does are programmed, but it can still move on it's own, still following the commands available. It can't also fuck people on it's own and it needs a command to do that. As NBM v3 is a still used machine, the company keeps making upgrades and solve bugs.

LSA-085 is built as a some sort of birth control device that inject a serum into the female and it needs to fuck and cum inside her pussy in order to activate it. This procedure will make the patient unable to get pregnant at 100% for an year. As described above, a transparent substance is injected directly into the patient womb with the NMB v3 shoving it's cock balls deep into the patient, keeping it there and starting to 'pee' into the patient womb. The substance is called Birth control serum (or BCS). But alone the serum is useless and it needs to be activated in maximum 24 hours by a second substance, called Serum activator. The activator is in every way possible like a very cum similar substance and the patient need to be fucked in the pussy by the NMB v3 (which will produce the activator into its ballsack while fucking the patient pussy) in order to get the Serum activator deposited into the womb previously filled with the BCS, resulting in a some sort of creampie. Once inside, the mixture of BCS and activator will be absorbed by the womb walls and tissue, phalloppian tubes and ovaries, stopping then every kind of egg production. The procedure can be done only once a year.

But over the years the company starts receiving a growing number of complaints by patients, stating that the procedure didn't work, with the result of an unwanted pregnancy with the partner.

The Besser Leben developers and doctors then started to search for the responsible of the problem directly in the NMB v3 system, software and algorithms. After some weeks of study they identify the problem to be a bug in the algorithm that produces the Serum activator. Once identified the bug, they start working on solving and keep doing it for over 7 months, without finding a solution. The bug keeps occuring and in the 2017 the Besser Leben contacted the LSA Safety Department, demanding them for an help, in order to find a solution and solve the bug. The two teams starts working together but till now, there is still no bugfixes for that problem.

In order to not have more complaints and paying fines and compensations at the complaining patients, they obligate all the doctors that are using the NMB v3, to warn the patient about the bug and the possible side effects. If then a doctor will not follow the obligation, it would be responsible for the a possible complaint.

Alongside with the bug study, the LSA started a side research on that bug, finding out all the possible results the bug can show. They then stated a list with the percentages for each result:


 * 79% Procedure works perfectly;
 * 15% Procedure kinda works. 5% rate of pregnancy;
 * 5% Procedure didn't work. Still the same % rate of pregnancy as before the procedure.
 * 0,9% Procedure didn't work. Give a side effect enhancing the patient fertility giving it a 120% rate of pregnancy;
 * 0,1% Procedure didn't work. Give a side effect enhancing the patient fertility giving it *a 120 % rate of pregnancy. The patient results in being impregnated by LSA-085.

The LSA research team then contacted the Besser Leben and suggest them to update all the device software, making it able to instantly tell the procedure result at the patient and doctor. The Besser Leben instantly starts working on the software update, releasing it in June 2019.

Addendum A: It has been discovered that if the patient got impregnated by the NMB v3, there is no way to stop the pregnancy or abort. As a result the patient will have to complete the pregnancy and give birth.

Addendum B: LSA-085 works only on humans and anthros. Feral animals are immune to any effects or side effects of NMB v3 procedure.